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Monday, April 16, 2012

Hi! I am here to talk about the real fifth element. Yes there are five elements. There may be more, but I haven't figured out anything beyond number five.
The fifth element is time and technology. You may say that's two, but the element of Earth includes plants to so there. Anywho, Some people think the fifth element is 'health'. No it isn't. Earth includes nature and therefore animals and therefore health.
Some people believe it to be love. Wrong again. Love goes into the sphere of fire. Have you ever heard people talk about how they felt when they were loved? They feel all WARM! Do I need any more proof?!
So time and technology. Technology includes things like electricity, teleporters, and the internet. It also includes random forces beyond our control but that is beside the point. Time includes the general relativity of our way of thinking.(Einstein and his thought experiments rule!)So there you have it the fifth element.
WHICH IS NOT HEATH OR LOVE OR CHUCK NORRIS! GRRRRR TO ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO THINK OTHERWISE!Sorry if I just insulted you.

3 comments:

  1. Time/space is actually the last dimension (or like fifth or something) so it makes sense and is acceptable to the human mind in the way you used it.
    Good Work!

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  2. P.S I like your new profile picture!

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  3. Grasias!(Okay, Spanish, not Italian, but it works.) Anyway, in my story time/technology is the last element. In book two you meet Rebecca, who can build Teleporters and pick up radio waves and access the internet. However, the internet on Endron has almost no one with access so there is not a lot of stuff on it.

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