It is now after dinner. My brother was mumbling, and it led to a laugh, so I thought I would share. "I bit my tooth," He said. Except it sounded more like toot. "You bit your what?" I asked. "My toosh," He said, vying for a laugh. "Congratulations on becoming a contortionist!" I exclaimed. We both dissolved in a fit of laughter. (For those of you who don't know toosh means bottom.) Hahahahahahahahahaha!